Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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