Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She told me I should be a condom model.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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