brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I need a burrito and a hug.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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