youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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