I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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