West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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