i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Randomize
