Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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