So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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