Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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