brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I met the friendliest cop last night
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
that is very illegal...i love you.
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