Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
