He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
don't judge my taste in strippers
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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