Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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