I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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