If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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