I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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