Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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