so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize