i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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