one might say we're banned from that church
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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