he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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