Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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