Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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