everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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