her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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