I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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