quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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