question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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