YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Holy shit dude........stairs
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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