That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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