she was so not down for the gang bang
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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