how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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