you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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