At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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