i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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