Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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