It's Friday. Sex?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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