What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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