these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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