no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
as a side note pls kill me
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