yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
They left me at home... I'm a liability
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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