Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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