So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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