in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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