I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize