I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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