By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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