I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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