Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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