my shit smells like andre
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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