Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize