be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
COCAINE IS GR8
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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