I just made out with a guy for $7.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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