i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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