Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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